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Joke of the Day
"How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire."
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"What do you call a bra designed for neutrois? Ze-bra"
"Why are Jews and the Amish so similar? Neither like cooking with gas."
"What is the fastest animal in the world? The Ethiopian chicken."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile ""That's a pretty big word for a 10 year old"", I told her."
"Anyone know any good ""walks into a bar"" type jokes?"
"My mind's telling me ""No!"" But my body, my body's telling me ""There's that chicken salad in the fridge."""
"It's always good to know what's happening in astrology. When nothing seems to be going right, you can blame the stars."
"I'm a humanitarian. I prefer my human cooked with scallions and a little Worcestershire sauce."
"Running away doesnt help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run."