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Joke of the Day

"One Direction broke up Everything was just going south."

"I treat women well cause I'm a real man. Also, if I'm nice to them maybe they'll come over and kill this spider for me"

"My Wife accused me of being immature I told her to get out of my fort"

"What's the difference between me and an egg? An egg gets laid."

"Doggy style My wife and I haf sex doggy style last night...She rolled over and played dead, and I sat there and begged for it."

"A man enters a pun contest... He writes down 10 puns and puts them into a hat thinking at least one of them would win. Sadly, no pun in 10 did."

"if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover"

"If a road runs parallel to a river, there's probably a bridge nearby. No reason to cross five lanes of traffic, Frogger, you dumbshit."

"Willie Nelson, 81, found dead... He was playing 'On The Road Again'"

"If Hillary Clinton makes it onto money... ...then she would have had to be on top while her husband and her were having sex. Otherwise, it would make no sense for her to be on a bill."