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Joke of the Day
"My Wife accused me of being immature I told her to get out of my fort"
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"1) Find short Irish guy 2) teach him to rap. 3) Become manager. Name him Leprechaunye West 4) wait for $ to roll in"
"I'm not saying your girlfriend is a whore I'm just saying she's under more sheets than the KKK."
"Donald Trump Will.... Make America Great Again!"
"Well, a wasp just flew into my house and I hope the fire department gets here soon."
"Why did the skull win 1st place in the race? Because he ran ahead."
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die.....? ......EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!"
"Work tip: if you're going to ask your boss if you can ""work from home"", don't use air quotes."
"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up 2 fingers and says ""Five beers please."""
"Did you see the headline about Mayweather being afraid to go outside in the heat? ""Mayweather May Weather May Weather"""