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Joke of the Day

"If Hillary Clinton makes it onto money... ...then she would have had to be on top while her husband and her were having sex. Otherwise, it would make no sense for her to be on a bill."

"My wife does not like orgasms I have her one last night and then she just spit it right out!"

"You can reuse a condom... you just need to shake the fuck out of it."

"An anagram of Ellen Poe is Allen Poe.. Quoth the Reddit...nevermore"

"You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor."

"Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on you. Fool me three times shame on you. It's always going to be you. It's NEVER me."

"My car's tank is on E and I'm still driving... Call me crazy, but I think I just beat the system!"

"Have you heard about the new Oscar Pistorius drinking game? If your wife goes to the bathroom, take 4 shots."

"What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl? You have to drop da bomb on her twice"

"There's a new drinking game... You draw a random card from a deck & if it's black you take a shot.... We call it ""Ferguson"""