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Joke of the Day
"Willie Nelson, 81, found dead... He was playing 'On The Road Again'"
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"I don't see what's so offensive about calling someone from Pakistan a Paki... It's like calling someone from Scotland a Scot, an Australian an Aussie or someone from France a cunt"
"It turns out there actually was a strand of Marijuana that killed millions of people in the seventies It was called Pol Pot."
"""Can I go play w/ my Twitter friends?"" Wife: ""Are the kids in bed & the dishwasher emptied?"" ""...Yes"" *wife opens cabinet, kids fall out*"
"What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved."
"Nothing better than hearing that a couple who comments on each other's Facebook statuses broke up."
"Whenever I go for a jog and it's raining, I like to pretend that someone killed my family and I have to get strong and avenge their death."
"Did you hear about the Hipster that drowned in the canal? It wasn't mainstream."
"Took my girlfriend to the ice cream factory and she fell into the gelato machine She's a sore bae now."
"What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry."