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Joke of the Day
"You wana hear a cat joke? Naw, I'm just kitten."
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"My wife suffers from a case of constant halitosis... So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a TicTac."
"So I got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out "
"Girls just wanna have funds."
"ad for letuce: do u- hey do u ever wish u coud eat water"
"Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Oh my... not that close. I can't breathe. How are you so strong? LET ME GO TINY DANCER"
"Is your refrigerator running? ...must've been made in France"
"In 20 years, I bet there's going to be a college course called eye contact."
"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries."
"Pick a number, now add 7, divide by 4, write it down. Now get an apple, name it, show it a picture of your cat. Now go to bed,you're drunk."