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Joke of the Day

"Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Oh my... not that close. I can't breathe. How are you so strong? LET ME GO TINY DANCER"

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"What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? A cannibull..ha..ha..?"
"""See? I'm not nothing,"" I thought... ...as the sliding glass doors opened for me :("
"[creating foxes] GOD: make it orange & give it a fat tail ANGEL: ok... GOD: and make it sneaky ANGEL: you sure? GOD: yeah... real sneaky"
"What do you call a cannibal that only eats midgets? Anorexic"
"What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud."
"Why are there so few female politicians? It's hard to put makeup on two faces."
"People tell me filling animals with helium is bad.. But i say whatever floats your goat."
"Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly: ""I was artificially inseminated this morning."" ""I don't believe you,"" replies Dolly. ""It's true, no bull!"""
"What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? One was planned."
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