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Joke of the Day

"Is your refrigerator running? ...must've been made in France"

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"Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas."
"I was going on my first date and my mom gave me a whistle... I asked her what purpose does this serve to which she replied, ""to remind you not to blow it."""
"I used to date cross-eyed women just to feel better about myself after sex."
"What kind of tableware do gym trainers use? Pilates"
"One thing won't change for Jared Fogle while in prison He will still be eating 6"" to 12"" daily."
"How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet? ""Sir, this is a liquor store."""
"How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts"
"Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space? Because nobody liked it on earth."
"I guess you could say I like my life how I like my coffee I don't like coffee"