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"What room is missing from almost every house? a Mushroom"
"What do holiday parties and after school clubs have in common? They both feature Chess nuts!"
"What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common? They all had a brave-heart."
"What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough."
"Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? Pizzas smell good in the oven"
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches and a peeping Tom watches snatches"
"Wife: Are you crying in there? Me crying: NO! W: have you been eating cheese again? *opens door* Me with mousetrap stuck to lips: NO"
"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone."