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Joke of the Day

"What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy."

"What do you call someone who smokes two joints? Double jointed."

"Hiroshima was making rice krispies long before Kellogs. I'm going to hell for this."

"Favorite joke as a kid. How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis."

"Why dont they have Drivers Education and Sex Education class on the same day in Iran Because it would kill the camel"

"College guy: How do you like it? Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt ~Get outta the gutter pervs"

"I told my friend to not worry about being hungry at the beach. Because of all the sand which is there."

"Glue is weird it's all like hey I want to stick these pieces of paper together wait I have an idea hand me that dead horse"

"Why do female zombies have such a terrible sex life? Because whenever they shout, ""I want you inside me."" all of the guys run away."

"What is white, floats, and says ""Boo""? A ghost boat."