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Joke of the Day

"I told my friend to not worry about being hungry at the beach. Because of all the sand which is there."

"Two midgets got married They found their other half"

"How do you feel about euthanasia? I think we can exploit them by increasing our amount of sweatshops."

"How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"My New Year's Resolution 1920x1080"

"never trust quotes from the Internet ~Abraham Lincoln"

"Snow Ain't the problem Isis"

"Why do Baptists have so many children? They only use holy condoms."

"Why do we drink Tea? because we can't eat it :/ Have a good night/day everyone."

"Olympic wrestling is the only time there is a ""Clean and Jerk""... in every other case, it's the other way round."