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Joke of the Day
"What is white, floats, and says ""Boo""? A ghost boat."
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"My wife says I should be a bull rider... Since I'm lucky to last 8 seconds..."
"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of a Google result."
"Jason Bateman origin story: On a field trip to a scientific lab as a teen, he was bitten by a radioactive Jason Bate."
"If the liquor store didn't want me to drink all their alcohol than they never should have put a help wanted sign in the window."
"78% of black men like sex in the shower The other 22% haven't been to prison yet"
"Yeah, sure, I use made-up words sometimes. Does that make you [Lowers shades] Discomfortable?"
"What's one thing that always sticks up for you when you make bad decisions. A boner. Thank you very much."
"Gatorade: ""We no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing."" Under his breath: ""Because 'Is it in you?' sounds wrong now."""
"dad: I can't find my glasses, can you read what this says for me? me: ""Dad do you want to go to Home Depot"" dad: [voice catching] Sure son"