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Joke of the Day
"Hiroshima was making rice krispies long before Kellogs. I'm going to hell for this."
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"Saw this on a wall while on some down time in the restroom, made me laugh ...Silly This is my first time posting, but this made me laugh ... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? ... .. Answer: Dr.Dre"
"Meant to tell my daughter ""Good night, I love you,"" but it came out as ""Thank god you go back to school on Tuesday because this is bullshit"""
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator ha....ha.......I'll be leaving now"
"What do magistrates have with their water? Just ice."
"Gandalf is the new head coach of the Seattle Seahawks"
"What is the rapper's favorite bread? 2 Grainz"
"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."
"My doctor told me, ""If you don't quit smoking, it doesn't really matter how poorly you eat"" and that was the best day of my life."
"What did the fisherman say to the street magician? Pick a cod, any cod!"