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Joke of the Day

"Why dont they have Drivers Education and Sex Education class on the same day in Iran Because it would kill the camel"

"I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs. I'll call it Downtown"

"what did they call the hooker who only slept with vegetarians? a herbiwhore"

"I'm ABSOLUTELY positive I'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber."

"growing up my sister was a cutter... thankfully, she got help and no longer cut herself; she would just ask me to do it..."

"What do you call someone whose body is only muscular on the right side? A male truck driver."

"What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits? Hobbitat for Humanity"

"[meeting to name the brownie] ""How about baked chocolate cake?"" ""Nah"" ""Yummy choccy bake?"" ""No"" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea..."

"I heard the Vatican was making a movie. The name? Pope Fiction"

"Why are jews not creative? Because they can't think outside the BOX."