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Joke of the Day

"A teenage boy asks his granny: 'Have you seen my pills, they are labelled LSD? Granny: ""Fuck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"""

"Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."

"""No, I'm fine."" - an angry girlfriend being attacked by lions"

"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? Spirits."

"Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know."

"What exactly is the difference between a New York City Park bathroom and a Law & Order crime scene?"

"TIFU by mocking a reddit mod [deleted]"

"r/jokes this Aprils fools is god damn annoying at least give us a way to turn it off lol."

"How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them."

"Did you hear about the new farmers dating site? It's full of hoes."