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Joke of the Day
"""No, I'm fine."" - an angry girlfriend being attacked by lions"
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"Can we PLEASE... stop beating a dead gorilla."
"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia!"
"An ISIS attack wouldn't do any damage to Chicago What's one more pot hole?"
"What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite? Funicula"
"Just met up with an old friend yesterday I asked where he's been I haven't seen him in years. He replied jail, cops don't approve of you selling pot in a school zone."
"if men fall asleep directly after sex . . . why is it so hard to catch a rapist? -Jimmy Carr p.s. never high five a rabbi"
"People are like traffic lights You have to judge them by colour"
"People with more than 2 numbers in their username probably belong in prison."
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactoes"