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Joke of the Day
"Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know."
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"Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!"
"What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream."
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