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Joke of the Day

"I'm voting for Hillary Clinton because... According to Bill, she doesn't suck."

"I am terrified of elevators I am going to start taking steps to avoid them"

"I USED MY WIFE'S VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO AND NOW I CAN'T STOP YELLING!"

"What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward."

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they..."

"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"

"What did Salt 'N' Pepa say to the nosey chemist? ""It's none of your Bismuth!"" Sorry."

"What did the plant say to the vegan? Leaf me alone."

"[Interview] HR - What are your strengths and weaknesses ? Me - WiFi Password and WiFi Signal."

"The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died."