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Joke of the Day

"The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died."

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"Keep calm and pretend today isn't Monday."
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"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Chinese dudes jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""
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