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Joke of the Day
"I USED MY WIFE'S VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO AND NOW I CAN'T STOP YELLING!"
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"Why do people like amputee porn? It fucking stumps me."
"[at the gun store] Me: I'll take that gun & a box of ammo Clerk: that'll be $250 Me [with a gun & a box of ammo]: no"
"What is the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat? The wheelchair."
"Anyone know a good lawyer? (Question sponsored by Al Tebehalah's Discount Lobotomies)"
"Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu."
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-her-face!"
"Mispronouncing words is kind of my forty"
"Happy bring your plane to work day everyone! Hope you have guys have a blast!"