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Joke of the Day

"What did Salt 'N' Pepa say to the nosey chemist? ""It's none of your Bismuth!"" Sorry."

"People keep pushing me around and calling me lazy... I don't care what they say though this wheelchair is the best thing I ever bought!"

"What do you call a gay sailor who happens to have a cold? Phlegmbuoyant."

"What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem? f(x)"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile? ""To the Batmobile!"""

"How do you milk sheeps? With Apple accessories."

"My wife was raped by a gang of mimes. They found many ways to get in and out of the box. OR They did unspeakable thing to her."

"What's the difference between a blowjob and a burger? Oh, you don't know? We should do lunch sometime."

"Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it"

"Why don't ducks become doctors? They are afraid of accusations of quackery"