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Joke of the Day
"What did Salt 'N' Pepa say to the nosey chemist? ""It's none of your Bismuth!"" Sorry."
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"People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box."
"Ladies : Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ? Your dentist."
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"What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? A seasoned veteran"
"I know a great US Postal Service Joke... ...but you'll never get it."
"Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint."
"Two penguins are taking a bath together... ... One penguin asks the other penguin, ""Hey, could you pass the soap?"" and the other one says, ""Whah do I wook wike, a typewhita??"""
"What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut? Remove only the top 1% please."
"What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Having two legs"