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"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they..."
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"My friend likes to read philosophy instead of going to the club to pick up chicks... One could say he puts Decartes before the whores"
"White people really do look alike, so let's fill up on teriyaki chicken samples by walking laps around the food court."
"The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus."
"What language do lesbians speak? Gaelic."
"I just burned my Hawaiian pizza in the oven I guess I should have put it on aloha setting"
"I know pretty well how batteries must feel I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"What idiot called it a national anthem instead of country music?"
"I don't get why people say ""Pussy tastes great""... I've licked 5 of them, Then I got Cat hair in my mouth"
"No, I haven't lost weight but ""spanx"" for asking."