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Joke of the Day
"I heard a great ""This American Life"" podcast about trolling Click bait."
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"A T-100 is sent back to 2016 to terminate Trump and Clinton. Who survives? Not the next redditor to post a fucking 'America' version of the disaster set up."
"[someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened"
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? raw raw raw raw raw"
"How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say ""I could do that."""
"My wife and I were supposed to have a conversation about my erectile disfunction. It never came up."
"""TGIM!"" - My liver"
"[gf falls asleep during a movie] ME: aw [i get a blanket] ME: *hitting her w/ the blanket* wake up ur missing the part with gollum's riddles"
"I take everything with a grain of salt these days Now I have hypertension"
"What's the difference between love and herpes? Herpes last forever."