221271

Joke of the Day

"New guy at work is getting all the attention because of his third nipple... He wont stop milking it!"

"Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight... So as an adult, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies? He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts."

"It's always the Great Wall of China, but I feel bad for all the other walls in China. They're like ""Hey i'm a pretty good wall too."""

"And then alcohol said ""Put that on facebook, it's hilarious."" But alcohol was wrong. So very wrong."

"I always heard it was OK to date a nun... as long as you don't get into the habit."

"I wonder who plays the ""famous rich guy who can relate to poor people"" on the AT&T; commercials at Luke Wilson's house?"

"Born free, taxed to death."

"[bankruptcy court] JUDGE: *rubbing bridge of nose* Says here you bought 1000 bouncy castles? ME: *lips on mic* For my kingdom, Your Honor"

"What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived? Get a new robe!"