201640

Joke of the Day

"Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight... So as an adult, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."

"Oxymoron Black people"

"What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire? ""Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."""

"I wanted to study metallurgy at University But I didn't get the grades"

"Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10? Because Windows 7 8 9!"

"I hate it when I get my days mixed up and I accidentally take my stupid wife out instead of my girlfriend."

"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."

"I'm just one more bad decision away from my own reality show."

"What do you call a masterbating zombie? A Deadbeat."

"*wife spends all morning convincing son not to be afraid of the dentist* ""Dad are you coming too?"" Hell no dentists scare the shit out of me"