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Joke of the Day
"Born free, taxed to death."
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"People say you can't live without love... i think oxygen is more important"
"I went to a feminist picnic the other day It sucked. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."
"hate to brag but I can still fit in my Quinceanera dress"
"What's the cheapest form of birth control? Casey Anthony"
"They say 'No news is good news,' but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy."
"Did you know... ...95% of Chinese have Cataracts and the other 5% drive Rincolns."
"My wife is weird... She begins every conversation with ""Were you even listening to me?"""
"I was in the car with my girlfriend, and I started hearing this annoying whining noise... So my girlfriend got out to look at the engine and I drove off."
"What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice? Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder."