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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies? He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts."

"The chef at my local Chinese restaurant had a nasty fall at work, and was so badly injured he had to give up his job. He'll never wok again."

"My friend got hired at a dildo factory He got fired the very next day for sitting on the job"

"haha sucks for women that they have to sit down to poop"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if their was a dog."

"Flint Lead Did you hear they discovered the number one source of lead poisoning in Flint MI is not the water.......it's the bullets."

"What's the difference between a racist and a liberal? Gullibility"

"My friend asked me if I had any black in me I told him not since I got out of prison."

"How would I describe myself in three words? Eats anything. Beyonce."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only takes one nail"