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Joke of the Day
"I will die on a white floor just to mess with the chalk outline guy."
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"Bill Cosby is going to have a new show Women Say the Darndest Things"
"How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight."
"I've always been told I shouldn't assume... Because it makes an ass out of u and me."
"amazing how folks can pinpoint the subtle floral undertones in a glass of wine while i'm like ""yo, is there mustard on this grilled cheese?"""
"What do you call a fat chemistry professor? A significant figure."
"Truthful Tuesday: The last time I had sex, I was so excited afterward I fired my musket skyward, alerting the Confederates to our presence."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... The one cannibal turns to the other and asks, ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"Reality! 11:30- I will go to bed soon. 03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory."
"Two men walk into a bar. The third one should've seen it coming."