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Joke of the Day
"How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight."
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"The worst thing about censorship is ??????????????"
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"What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from? PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder"
"You know what Victoria's Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue."
"Give a man some punch and he'll drink for a day. Teach a man to punch and he'll smash your face in for using this joke format again."
"Camels don't mind carrying Arabs around... They just think they smell like Shi'ite."
"I was wondering how the truck was getting so big... Then it hit me."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years... I'm going to hell."