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Joke of the Day
"Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!"
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"A Wheelchair Basketball Game I was at a wheelchair basketball game, and the announcer told everyone to ""Please rise for the pledge."" The ironic thing was that all the players were veterans."
"9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words ""ALLAHU AKBAR""."
"I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone."
"I came back from vacation with a serious addiction ...to the hokey-pokey, but I turned myself around."
"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."
"I overheard my wife singing in the shower. ""You should go on America's Got Talent,"" I told her. ""I can't sing,"" she replied. I said, ""Exactly."""
"Want to hear a funny joke? Civil Rights. For Anyone."
"Magnus Carlsen is so hot... I'd give him the d4 if you know what I mean."
"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant"