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Joke of the Day

"Truthful Tuesday: The last time I had sex, I was so excited afterward I fired my musket skyward, alerting the Confederates to our presence."

"I'm a pedophile Just kidding"

"What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'"

"Man I hate shower sex... Its hot, crowded, and i can never fit my junk into the faucet."

"Built a TV news desk in the living room. Area wife very upset."

"The Longest joke in the world (sorry if re-post) it's totally worth it! [7 Page Joke](http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2a5xwx/truthmafia.com/archives/1554)"

"When I got depressed, I joined the Army. I didn't have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on."

"Why did Bin Laden stop having sex? Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush."

"""I'm still years behind on Breaking Bad so I expect the entire internet not to discuss it until it's convenient for me."" - Idiots"

"Dear Muslim refugees: just pretend to be Christian. That's what most Christians do anyways."