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Joke of the Day

"Bill Cosby is going to have a new show Women Say the Darndest Things"

"You know you're getting old when A fart throws out your back"

"SCIENTISTS HAVE FINALLY DISCOVERED THE CURE TO PREMATURE EJACULATION It's not out yet buy it's coming quickly !!"

"To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night: I'm not letting you out."

"Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop He was a little hoarse."

"How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"You can tune a piano But you can't piano a tuna."

"I always play it safe during sex. I cut the telephone chord."

"Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors."

"CASHIER: what, no tip? ME: here's a tip: always wear a seat belt CASHIER: no, i meant money ME: oh sorry. invest in a 401(k)"