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Joke of the Day

"I went into a book shop and asked for a book about turtles ""Hardback"" said the woman behind the counter ""Yes"" I replied, ""and small heads"""

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about."

"US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!"

"What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday? I don't know, she hasn't opened it"

"""Awww look my boyfriend left his Facebook open, I'm going to log him off without checking his inbox."" Said no woman ever"

"Poop Patties What did the fry cook do when he found out they were making the burger patties with feces? He flipped a shit."

"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+esh"

"Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? Disassedher"

"What s the weight of a hipster? One Insta-gramm"

"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stoken-off"