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Joke of the Day

"US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!"

"Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad? Because it's soda pressing."

"What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !"

"A bad Workman blames his fools *tools Fucking autocorrect"

"Did you hear about the midget, fortune teller who was wanted by the police? It was a small medium at large."

"A man came to my door earlier and asked for a small donation towards the town's new swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"""Tell me where the money is or else I kill the girl"" -just to be clear, if I don't tell you she dies but I get to live right?"

"Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it ""Ham Hocks""."

"I've never had a beard and don't know if I like it, but it's growing on me. I'll go now."