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Joke of the Day

"""Awww look my boyfriend left his Facebook open, I'm going to log him off without checking his inbox."" Said no woman ever"

"What's Hitler's least favorite month? Jewn"

"I still remember my Grandfather's last ever joke... He said to me, before he passed- 'Quick! Get my medicine!' But, I didn't get it :/"

"How do you make a pool table laugh? Jiggle its balls"

"How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !"

"What did the one melon say to the other melon? We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe."

"What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!"

"My GPA.. My GPA is the square root of -16. An imaginary 4.0"

"The years 2045. 90s kids are old &wrinkly. Grandma tosses seeds to pigeons ""Go insane go insane throw sum glitter make it rain"" she whispers"

"Electrician jokes Ohm my god, watt the fuck, breakers be trippin'"