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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? Disassedher"
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"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? NA'CHO CHEESE"
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"What do you call a french racist? A beget!"
"My momma always said life is like a load of laundry. Sometimes you gotta separate the colors from the whites."
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"What does being questioned by interpol have in common with cunnilingus? One slip of the tongue and you're in the shit"
"What does no one want but will always take Refugees"