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Joke of the Day
"What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday? I don't know, she hasn't opened it"
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"I love you -My Dad"
"What do you call a coked-up Iron Man? Steel Man."
"A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info she asked ""Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"""
"There was an old man from Peru... whose limericks all end on line two."
"Someone once told me my best features were my smile and personality If I don't have a mouth I'm fucked"
"Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos."
"Knock Knock Whos there Ellen Ellen who? Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out."
"I watched what many consider the worst Star Trek episode ever, but I didn't think it was too bad. I guess I just have a lower Threshold for quality."
"Racism exists among all races of the world white people are just better at it, like most things."