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Joke of the Day

"You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabras."

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."

"I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during ""If I Could Turn Back Time"" does she mention killing Hitler."

"Did you hear about new product out from Tampax? The iPad."

"Who, me? Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work."

"I thought removing a snail's shell would make it faster... Turns out, it only makes it more sluggish."

"There's a fine line between being a drug addict and a recreational user... ...and I snorted the whole thing."

"Hey, baby, you wanna come back to my place, and become a famous murder victim?"

"What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate? Comatoast"

"the human body is about 70% water but there is not one fish chillin inside of us smh dam humans wack as hell"