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Joke of the Day
"Why do scuba-divers go in backwards? Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat."
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"A baby whale asks his father, ""Dad, where did I come from?"" The father replies, ""Well, I put my semen into your mother's vagina, and then you were born!"" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""
"there's two types of people inthe world: cops who are a week from retirement and robbers who want to go straight but have to do one last job"
"What do you call a girl in between 2 houses? Alane"
"What's the most racist letter of the alphabet? Not Z."
"Do you know something? Holding your dick with two hands and still a little sticking out the top now THAT is something."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !"
"""As seen on tv"": Get two pieces of crap that don't work for the price of one."
"How did the mermaid prostitute make all her money? Blue whales"
"If you give a man a PS4, he will play for a day. If that man buys the PS4 he will not shower for 2 months."