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Joke of the Day

"Why are fat people always possessed by the devil? They never exorcise."

"R/News that about covers it"

"Alcohol is a perfect solvent. It dissolves marriages, families and careers."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yeah, it runs in your jeans!"

"Would you like something from my Easter basket? ""Sure!"" ""Here. Have some plastic grass."""

"If I had a penny every time someone said I had OCD... I'd have 3791 pennies."

"Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw ""911"" on the back and thought it was a Porsche."

"I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday, when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar."

"It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head."

"You know what's better than being married? Everything."