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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the newly developed French tank? It has 3 forward gears and 16 reverse"

"I had a really funny joke, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime."

"Where do werewolves live? In werehouses."

"What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe? Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you"

"How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter."

"""You miss 100% of the shots you never take."" - Wayne Gretzky ""You miss 100% of the shots you DO take."" - Stormtroopers"

"What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque."

"You gotta give it up to whoever invented mistletoe at Christmas, all they did was hang up a weed, but were like, ""now ye must kiss me."""

"I only complimented coz of no shave november Not sure why she got mad!"

"He was like, 'We're all slowly dying' So I was like, 'WRONG' and I threw him in front of a moving bus."