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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't milk it."
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"I'm always frank with my sexual partners I don't want them knowing my real name."
"Did you hear Caitlyn Jenner got a new cat? It's a rottweiler."
"What did the prairie dog say to the the coyote?"
"What religion believes in the Big Bang? Islam."
"Your mamma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want"
"An astronomer looks at the sky through a telescope, searching for something. After a while he stands up, looks to the heavens, and yells, ""You cannot be Sirius!"""
"What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"
"With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about how I'm not allowed at the company family picnic any more!"
"When I was a child, I wanted to be a surgeon. But apparently I was too young!!"