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Joke of the Day
"I'm dating an x-ray technician... But I don't know what she sees in me."
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"Having sex with your clone... Is it incest or masturbation?"
"If it's not Valentine's Day and you see a man in flower shop, you can probably start the conversation with ""What did you do?""."
"This may be one all of you have heard, but what do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."
"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny... Period. "
"Trump, Pence, Bannon, Sessions, Pompeo, Flynn, Priebus, Tillerson. Not sure Trump knows this but traditionally, you only need 4 horsemen."
"what do you call a mistake in a soup recipe? a Pho pas"
"Reddit is a meltigpot There are rants about melts and 420 blaze it *crickets chirping*"
"""Give it to me!! I'm so fucking wet!"" She screamed at me... ""Fuck off. This is MY umbrella."""
"Girlfriends are like grenades. If you put a ring on them they won't blow."