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Joke of the Day
"I love sex. O wait, guess it's not a joke."
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"What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map? Incontinent"
"*At the bank Robber:THIS IS A STICKUP! Me:Looks like a gun R:SHUT UP! M:Well, 'THIS IS A GUN' is way scarier Teller:He's got a point"
"What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of the vagina? A woman"
"Isn't America great! People shouting USA! At sporting events or after a disaster and we bond together. Or at home depot where its like I'll take you essay and you essay and you essay over there."
"I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything."
"Why are all Atheists poor? Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization."
"SKRILLEX must be really clumsy... ...he just keeps dropping his bass"
"Complicated I was playing a game the other day with a storyline that made spaghetti look like a straight line"
"A man caught me applying chap stick, so I just started eating it so it wouldn't be weird."