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Joke of the Day
"What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass."
Next Joke
"He: How are you? Me: Thanks, but I'm too old for you He: I was going to ask about your wireless prov... Me: Just keep telling yourself that"
"Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day. I thought, wow, that's a big word for an 8 year old."
"My wife tied me up before sex last night She then rolled over and went to sleep."
"Why doesn't Santa Clause have any kids? He only comes once a year"
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? All the hot dogs taste like shit."
"Why was there so much chaos at the sperm bank? Because it was first cum first serve."
"Shakira's hips just told me 9/11 was an inside job and now I don't know what to believe."
"Whenever someone asks, ""you look familiar, where do I know you from?"" I like to respond with, ""Well do you watch porn...?"""