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Joke of the Day
"Donald trump isn't a wight supremacist... he IS an orange supremasist"
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"A liberal arts student walks into a bar. (Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything."
"i prefer a girl without makeup. in fact i despise the artifice of flesh. give me a nice wailing skeleton"
"I wish we could all agree to adjust our cultural perspective on beauty so that I could eat more."
"How does a solar system have a party? They planet"
"What are the level differences between nannies? Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale."
"Two men were talking about their wives The first man says ""My wife is an angel."" The second man says ""You're lucky, mine's still alive."""
"Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired."
"Hogwart's basketball team is the worst in all the wizarding world They could only score 9 in 3 quarters."
"What's the cutest part of a house? The awning. I know, I'm sorry."