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Joke of the Day
"How to tell if you suck at football... Hint: You call it soccer."
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"Why doesn't Moses buy beer? He brews it."
"What do Mormons and tweakers have in common? They both ride bikes and go on missions."
"Rescue attempts are being made to save a bull stranded on Mt. Everest Reports confirm that the steaks have never been higher."
"My favorite joke about Alzheimer's"
"What is a chefs weapon of choice? A salt rifle"
"I hope no one I know ever has an emergency that they can't text me about. Because, answering my phone? No thanks."
"7:55 pm: Pours Diet Coke over fries to prevent self from eating them. 8:03 pm: Eats soggy Diet Coke fries."
"Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat? Not because he was in to bestiality, you Islamophobe. He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday."
"Your Uncle Jack Hello there... I would like to ask you a question about helping an old man......... IF UNCLE Jack HELPS YOU off an ELEPHANT would YOU Help UNCLE Jack OFF AN ELEPHANT?"