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Joke of the Day
"What's hairy and has five fingers? A thalidomide's armpit"
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man?.. How can you breath through that thing."
"""Know what, son? We should do all of our miracles before cameras exist."" - God"
"What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common? They both know ""what a girl wants"" and ""what a girl needs""."
"A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian? Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?"
"Today in biology class we learnt about all the health problems related to cigarettes Thank god I switched to crack last week"
"What's the best way to wipe a computer server? A cloth."
"What does ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently."
"Two jewelers saw a man get shot to death. The first jeweler looks at the second and says, ""I'm absolutely opalled! The second just looks down and says, ""I dunno man, I'm just too jaded to care."""
"What is a 6.9? A great thing, ruined by a period"