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Joke of the Day

"They're a pack of lions He's some guy who hates lions Together, they're: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE This fall on CBS"

"Nuts Two peanuts walk into a bar, one of em was a salted!"

"Where does monty python buy his water? From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally."

"A DEER IN THE WOODS. A little sweet old lady, told me this one. Question: What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?\ Answer: ""I will never do that again for 2 bucks?"" My reply: Ha Ha! :)"

"what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend... wiped his arse"

"SC shooting suspect Dylan Roof has been apprehended. He was charged with impersonating a police officer."

"Can a ninja kill you from 20ft away? Sure he can."

"What does no one want but will always take Refugees"

"Coming this Christmas, an ageing misogynist and his quest to correct all women in his path. Hugh Grant stars in ""Actually, Love""."

"[Giving a toast] ""It was when I was entering blackout that I realized I forgot the Plan B at home. Happy 1st birthday, you little accident."""