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Joke of the Day

"What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common? They both know ""what a girl wants"" and ""what a girl needs""."

"What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube? Fire in the hole!"

"[Mom]: My son's voice is changing [Dr.]: Thats normal at his age [Mom]: This is normal? *fax machine noises are coming from the kid's mouth*"

"How do you get last place in the Rio jokes olympics. You tell a Rio bad joke."

"What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches? Extra virgin oil"

"12: Dad, if Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of god, didn't Mary have a little lamb? Me: And you came with a no return policy"

"How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer"

"Why isn't your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"

"My wife always finds a reason to hate every girl that I bring home."

"Top reddit posters should use their karma to help the environment They are already experts at recycling."