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Joke of the Day

"What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common? They both know ""what a girl wants"" and ""what a girl needs""."

"Still wondering if that guy I saw yesterday wearing a t-shirt in the pool was fat or not. So hard to tell!"

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Woman"

"I used to pretend that broccoli florets were treetops and I was a giant eating up the forest while my Dad pretended he had a manly son."

"Velcro. It's a rip off."

"I'd complain about the bathroom smelling like pine, but I'm sure it's better than whatever smell the pine is covering up."

"So if multiple cactus is cacti... NSFW Would a cat (animal) be cat-i?"

"Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner."

"Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage? He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq"

"I like my coffee the same way I like my slaves.... Free."